What The Fux Wrong With Denim Shorts!?!?!

So the other day I get dress to go to class, and i slip on some denim shorts, ya feel me?

I walk down stairs and my roommates there and their like "ok Jon, roc'n the denim shorts, i see you."

Didn't think nothing of it, but I go back upstairs shortly after, and I here the muthaF#$Q%s laughing bout my shorts. 

Not that theres was nothing wrong with denim shorts they said, but that there "out of style".

I'm like "out-of-style?"! I will roc as i please. Church!!!

pAnTHeRs 1-0...

Panthers had a great game against the Chargers today... the game came down to a last second touchdown pass from jake delhomme to dante rosario... jake had my heart going crazy when he first pumped the ball, but eventually made the right decision.

Stat line:

Delhomme 23/41 247yds 1 TD
Williams 18 rushes 86yds
Rosario 7rec 96yds 1 TD

nEW y0Rk CiiTy?.?.?.

A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West. After several weeks there, he noticed that the town was populated solely by men. He asked one of the local cowboys, "What do you do when you get the urge for a woman?"

The cowboy replied, "See them thar' sheep up on that hill. We just go get us one."

"That is disgusting and barbaric!" replied the lawyer.

After about three months the lawyer could not stand it any longer. He decided though if he was going to do a sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right. He picked out the prettiest sheep of the bunch, bathed her, put a ribbon on her, served her hay on a china plate, dressed her in fine lingerie, and then took the sheep to bed. After he finished he decided to take his new found lover out for a drink. He wandered into the local saloon with the sheep under his arm. The piano fell silent, people dropped drinks, and all the cowboys turned, and stared in shocked disbelief.

The lawyer said, "You bunch of hypocrites. You look at me as if I'm some sort of freak for doing what you've been doing all along. I'm just doing it with more class."

"That ain't the problem," replied one cowboy, "That's the sheriff's gal you're with!!"

EsPN... television KRaCk...

I don't know what it is... but, ESPN is my favorite channel and SportsCenter is my favorite show, EVER... i am a faithful viewer every morning all in between the hours of 9 am and about 12'ish... back just months ago... sportscenter would be the same episode over and over again... now since its gone live, it has became ten times better... i wake up, turn espn on... check email, with sportscenter... cook-up breakfast with hanna and josh, pause... and get dressed with top 10 plays... awesome!.. sportscenter is even more gratifying than before, now that football (both college and pro) has started... besides sportscenter, the other shows such as... PTI, around the horn, outside the lines, rome is burning, as well as the sports broadcastings they have... makes the channel superb... notable games that will be watched this weekend are: Saturday, 8pm, Miami @ Florida (going for the gators in a blow-out)... Monday, 7pm, Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay and then Denver Broncos @ Oakland... (ummmm... bets on vikings over packers and broncos smashing raiders).

I sPillEd sOmE iNK oN My ArM

AYE!

sleep on dem soulja boy tell 'em!

DeDiCAt!oN...

TeAcH!Ng tHe tEAcHeR...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was too small.

The little girl stated that Dave was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Dave".

The teacher asked, "What if Dave went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".