Sunday, September 21, 2008

bRiEf HiAtUS...

Wow... its been a while... a lot longer than i expected... i have been meaning to freshin it up a bit... "I've been busy!!",,, so, lets catch-up... well my sis, niki is gone and lovin it... but is keepin everyone posted... showing off her photography skills...

uMMM...

those Comboys lookin good, pause.... talkin bout last monday when the Dallas Comboys whooped up on the Philadelphia Eagles... Romo and T.O. looked very good... SuPeRB0WL Precition >>> Dallas against Denver, with the Broncos bringin home the SH!P, ya dig... get @ me when it happens...



also, im going on my 2nd week without shawtyBoo... eta:10/2...



the other day i saw the preview for Max Payne... SHiT is Bananas&Creme... check it out...



did anybody hear what happen tonight... aww man... how bout Travis Barker's plane went down... and he's in critical condition in the burn unit.... hope he makes it out alright... damn, planes... shouts out to J for this one... ECU's streak has came to an end... N.C. State defeated them in an overtime shocker... for most of the game the Pirates were dominating in the first half... but after i changed the channel... ate some lunch... State wanna get all big and shit and decide they had enough... and end up winning a game... well thats about it for now... but things to look forward too tonight are the Sunday Night Football game: Dallas @ Green Bay... yeah, get your popcorn ready!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

u DoN'T wAnnA sEE mE wHeN i'M AnGRy...

Thursday, September 11, 2008


Today marks the 7th year since the attacks on the World Trade Center in New York. Since then, America has gone into a recession, a black man has received the democratic nomination, Phelps won 8 medals at the olympics, the Dream team is now the Redemption team, Hip-Hop died, was born again, then I think it died a couple more times but is good now, Jordans went from $110 to $150-$300, there are still no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Bin Laden is still hiding, Sudam is dead though, 147,300 troops are still in Iraq, 4,469 have died, $12 billion American dollars are being spent ever month in Iraq; thats $5,000 per second, $390,000 per solider per year, 132 journalists killed, and estimates count 50,000 to 600,000 Iraqi civilians casualties. Its said that it took God 6 days to create earth and he rested on the 7th. Well look at what Bush has done with 2 terms. Turned it into hell, right? We can't put all the blame on him though, he had help. Lots of help.



Obama might not be the answer we have been looking for, but damn it he'll will be a change. Lets say for the good.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

jUsT b/C hE'S bL@cK?.?.?

One day on the city-kitty a white man asked his black friend, "Are you voting for Barack Obama just because he's black?" The black man responded by saying, "Why not? Hell, in this country men are pulled over everyday just cause they're black; passed over for promotions just cause they're black; considered to be criminals just cause they're black; and there are going to be thousands of you who won't be voting for him just because he's black! However, you do not seem to have a problem with that!", he then added "This country was built with the sweat of black slaves' , and now a descendent of those same slaves has a chance to lead the same country, where we weren't even considered to be people, where we weren't allowed to be educated, drink from the same water fountains, eat in the same restaurants, or even vote. So yes! I'm going to vote for him! But it's not just because he's black, but because he is hope, he is change, and he now allows me to understand when my grandson says that he wants to be president when he grows up, it is not a fairy tale but a short term goal. He now sees, understands and knows that he can achieve, withstand and do ANYTHING just because he's black."

New KanYe Album Coming SOON!!!


This past Sunday was the MTV Music Awards, maybe you saw it. The show wasn't that great but I'm sure you'll be able to catch it, MTV will show it again and again. But what stood out were the performances. Lil Wayne broke out some new material, Kanye West as well. In fact, the Louis Vuitton Don song his new track, “Love Lockdown,” which he wrote a week before the performance. 

West’s next album, in-titled 808’s & Heartbreak, due December 16. It has been said that the album will consist mostly of West using AutoTune and a vocoder, similar to the studio enhancements T-Pain uses for his productions.

Rumors are also circulating that Kanye will be producing a large number of Jay-Z's up and coming album, the Blueprint 3. Hov's album is also scheduled to release at the end of the year, December 19th.



Love Lockdown - Kanye West

Wayne Says....""


"Seeing something in the future is expecting something. Expectations is for kids and bitches. As a man, your not supposed to expect a damn thang. Go get it! I never expect nothing. You take care of right now and see how long you can stretch right now. Cause if I'm thinking about that, my mind ain't on this. If i'm thinking on then, my mind ain't on now. But if i'm focused on now, then i'm alright. Cause if i want to get to then, now is going to get me there. Cause once i'm there, there is now. So fuck then, til we get there."


-Dwayne "Lil Wayne" Carter

Olympic J's dropping this Weekend






So this weekend (saturday september 13 2008) marks the day that Jordan brand will be releasing two new shoes with the same olympic color way, the Jordan Six Rings, and also the Air jordan 1 Retro. I'm excited about them because I finally get to officially retire my olympic 7's (still looking nice, thank you) and have a shoe with identical colors to replace them. I'm going to get the retro ones, thangs is only $100 minus employee discount= Cop'd

Another Spike Lee Joint

This movie looks great, and its directed by Spike who gets better with every film he does. This is his latest and a must see.

Last Chance to See the Mac on the Big Screen



R.i.P Bernie

Dubya!

Yea, so how about they are coming out with a movie on the life of George W. Bush. I know right, "WTF?". Thats what I said. I wasn't sure if it was going to be a comedy or not but after looking at the previews, the movie looks pretty good. Personally i think its too soon for a movie on the dude, but thats Hollywood for you.

cAn I have YouR #

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

L!vE fR0M tHe RNC...

sUm m0Re cHucK F@cTs...

  1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  2. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  3. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  4. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  5. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  6. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
  7. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  8. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
  9. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
  10. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
  11. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

EveryBody Has A Beginning, You Can Ask Big Homie.



If you pay attention to the facial expressions, its kind of like there is some tension between the two. Hov did murder him.

Monday, September 8, 2008

sWeAR jAr...

I saw this commercial and thought it was amusing...



a little more swearing for your ears, but from an unexpected source..

R.i.P to Don Haskins...

Don Haskins, the coach who hastened the full integration of college basketball when he started five black players for Texas Western College against an all-white University of Kentucky team and won the 1966 national NCAA championship, died Sunday. He was 78.



ESPN Classic will pay tribute to Don Haskins tonight from 8 p.m. to 9 p.m. by showing highlights from the 1966 NCAA Championship game between Texas Western and Kentucky.

"Yea! WeLL I bEt ChuCk NoRRis would WhOOp All Dey Ass'.

Other day I'm at work right, and you know how it goes. People get bored, its human nature. So random conversations will pop up from time to time.

So my co-worker and I were talking bout how Chuck Liddel got his ass knocked the f$%# out, 


and the conversation goes into who are the best fighters of all time. Names popped up like Ali, Bruce Lee, Optimus Prime, Lui Kang, Iron Mike.... but then out of nowhere, another one of my co-workers jumps into the conversation and says, "Yea, well I bet Chuck Norris would whoop all they ass."
Then he starts to go on to say all of these so called "facts" on Chuck Norris that he had memorized. Shit was hilarious.

Check'em out...
  1. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.
  2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  4. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
  5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
  6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares em down until he gets the information he wants from them.
  8. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushed the earth down
  9. When Chuck Norris was denied a egg McMuffin from McDonalds because it was 10:35 am, he round-housed kicked the store so hard that it turned into Wendy's
  10. Chuck Norris invented the color black. Matter of fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink though, Tom Cruise invented pink.

Arghhhhhh!!!!!!!



How bout them Pirates, hugh? We got all up in West Vagina this past weekend and pretty much raped em'.

Last week Pat White had 5 touchdowns for 208 yds against Villanova.

But against ECU, naw, we wasn't having none of that.

Pat White, a Heisman candidate of last year had not a single touchdown. Passing or rushing. Shit the team only managed to score a field goal.

Noel....? Naww, how bout Jonathan Williams. Don't worry you'll hear more from him. He comes in Footlocker all the time, dude raw as hell.


bAnKsY pAssInG tHRu...

As a graffiti artist from Bristol, United Kingdom, Banksy's artwork has appeared throughout the world... the type of graffiti he does is stenciled... recently taking a trip to New Orleans, Banksy tagged various buildings with his trademark style...






What The Fux Wrong With Denim Shorts!?!?!

So the other day I get dress to go to class, and i slip on some denim shorts, ya feel me?

I walk down stairs and my roommates there and their like "ok Jon, roc'n the denim shorts, i see you."

Didn't think nothing of it, but I go back upstairs shortly after, and I here the muthaF#$Q%s laughing bout my shorts. 

Not that theres was nothing wrong with denim shorts they said, but that there "out of style".

I'm like "out-of-style?"! I will roc as i please. Church!!!


Sunday, September 7, 2008

pAnTHeRs 1-0...


Panthers had a great game against the Chargers today... the game came down to a last second touchdown pass from jake delhomme to dante rosario... jake had my heart going crazy when he first pumped the ball, but eventually made the right decision.

Stat line:

Delhomme 23/41 247yds 1 TD
Williams 18 rushes 86yds
Rosario 7rec 96yds 1 TD

Friday, September 5, 2008

nEW y0Rk CiiTy?.?.?.

A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West. After several weeks there, he noticed that the town was populated solely by men. He asked one of the local cowboys, "What do you do when you get the urge for a woman?"

The cowboy replied, "See them thar' sheep up on that hill. We just go get us one."

"That is disgusting and barbaric!" replied the lawyer.

After about three months the lawyer could not stand it any longer. He decided though if he was going to do a sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right. He picked out the prettiest sheep of the bunch, bathed her, put a ribbon on her, served her hay on a china plate, dressed her in fine lingerie, and then took the sheep to bed. After he finished he decided to take his new found lover out for a drink. He wandered into the local saloon with the sheep under his arm. The piano fell silent, people dropped drinks, and all the cowboys turned, and stared in shocked disbelief.

The lawyer said, "You bunch of hypocrites. You look at me as if I'm some sort of freak for doing what you've been doing all along. I'm just doing it with more class."

"That ain't the problem," replied one cowboy, "That's the sheriff's gal you're with!!"

EsPN... television KRaCk...

I don't know what it is... but, ESPN is my favorite channel and SportsCenter is my favorite show, EVER... i am a faithful viewer every morning all in between the hours of 9 am and about 12'ish... back just months ago... sportscenter would be the same episode over and over again... now since its gone live, it has became ten times better... i wake up, turn espn on... check email, with sportscenter... cook-up breakfast with hanna and josh, pause... and get dressed with top 10 plays... awesome!.. sportscenter is even more gratifying than before, now that football (both college and pro) has started... besides sportscenter, the other shows such as... PTI, around the horn, outside the lines, rome is burning, as well as the sports broadcastings they have... makes the channel superb... notable games that will be watched this weekend are: Saturday, 8pm, Miami @ Florida (going for the gators in a blow-out)... Monday, 7pm, Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay and then Denver Broncos @ Oakland... (ummmm... bets on vikings over packers and broncos smashing raiders).

I sPillEd sOmE iNK oN My ArM



AYE!


sleep on dem soulja boy tell 'em!








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