sUm m0Re cHucK F@cTs...

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
   
2. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
   
3. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
   
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
   
5. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
   
6. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
   
7. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
   
8. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
   
9. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
   
10. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
    
11. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
    

EveryBody Has A Beginning, You Can Ask Big Homie.

If you pay attention to the facial expressions, its kind of like there is some tension between the two. Hov did murder him.

sWeAR jAr...

I saw this commercial and thought it was amusing...



a little more swearing for your ears, but from an unexpected source..

R.i.P to Don Haskins...

Don Haskins, the coach who hastened the full integration of college basketball when he started five black players for Texas Western College against an all-white University of Kentucky team and won the 1966 national NCAA championship, died Sunday. He was 78.



ESPN Classic will pay tribute to Don Haskins tonight from 8 p.m. to 9 p.m. by showing highlights from the 1966 NCAA Championship game between Texas Western and Kentucky.

"Yea! WeLL I bEt ChuCk NoRRis would WhOOp All Dey Ass'.

Other day I'm at work right, and you know how it goes. People get bored, its human nature. So random conversations will pop up from time to time.

So my co-worker and I were talking bout how Chuck Liddel got his ass knocked the f$%# out, 

and the conversation goes into who are the best fighters of all time. Names popped up like Ali, Bruce Lee, Optimus Prime, Lui Kang, Iron Mike.... but then out of nowhere, another one of my co-workers jumps into the conversation and says, "Yea, well I bet Chuck Norris would whoop all they ass."

Then he starts to go on to say all of these so called "facts" on Chuck Norris that he had memorized. Shit was hilarious.

Check'em out...

1. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.
   
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
   
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
   
4. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
   
5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
   
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
   
7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares em down until he gets the information he wants from them.
   
8. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushed the earth down
   
9. When Chuck Norris was denied a egg McMuffin from McDonalds because it was 10:35 am, he round-housed kicked the store so hard that it turned into Wendy's
   
10. Chuck Norris invented the color black. Matter of fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink though, Tom Cruise invented pink.
    

Arghhhhhh!!!!!!!

How bout them Pirates, hugh? We got all up in West Vagina this past weekend and pretty much raped em'.

Last week Pat White had 5 touchdowns for 208 yds against Villanova.

But against ECU, naw, we wasn't having none of that.

Pat White, a Heisman candidate of last year had not a single touchdown. Passing or rushing. Shit the team only managed to score a field goal.

Noel....? Naww, how bout Jonathan Williams. Don't worry you'll hear more from him. He comes in Footlocker all the time, dude raw as hell.

bAnKsY pAssInG tHRu...

As a graffiti artist from Bristol, United Kingdom, Banksy's artwork has appeared throughout the world... the type of graffiti he does is stenciled... recently taking a trip to New Orleans, Banksy tagged various buildings with his trademark style...