sUm m0Re cHucK F@cTs...

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
   
2. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
   
3. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
   
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
   
5. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
   
6. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
   
7. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
   
8. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
   
9. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
   
10. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
    
11. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.