"Yea! WeLL I bEt ChuCk NoRRis would WhOOp All Dey Ass'.

Other day I'm at work right, and you know how it goes. People get bored, its human nature. So random conversations will pop up from time to time.

So my co-worker and I were talking bout how Chuck Liddel got his ass knocked the f$%# out, 

and the conversation goes into who are the best fighters of all time. Names popped up like Ali, Bruce Lee, Optimus Prime, Lui Kang, Iron Mike.... but then out of nowhere, another one of my co-workers jumps into the conversation and says, "Yea, well I bet Chuck Norris would whoop all they ass."

Then he starts to go on to say all of these so called "facts" on Chuck Norris that he had memorized. Shit was hilarious.

Check'em out...

1. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.
   
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
   
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
   
4. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
   
5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
   
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
   
7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares em down until he gets the information he wants from them.
   
8. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushed the earth down
   
9. When Chuck Norris was denied a egg McMuffin from McDonalds because it was 10:35 am, he round-housed kicked the store so hard that it turned into Wendy's
   
10. Chuck Norris invented the color black. Matter of fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink though, Tom Cruise invented pink.